I hate this...
Mood:

ugh
Listening to: Walk Away- Sisters of Mercy
Reading: Lord of the Rings
Watching: Robots
I'm supposed to be asleep, I have to get up at 5. Anyway, I figured I'd unload some cerebral clutter on you folks.
Here's a few things you should probably not say to a cop:
My taxes pay your salary, just like Welfare!
Wow, you musta been doin a hundred to catch me!
Allah Akbar, you shit-eating dog!
Wow, that's bad, or did they put you guys on commission?
I'm drunk, not stupid!
Insurance is for pussies!
C'mon, do "In the Navy" then!
It was a simple mistake, you DO look gay!
(to a female cop) I guess your insurance won't cover estrogen therapy, eh Butch?
I guess nobody would rob a Dunkin' Donuts, would they?
Are you high?
Oh, well, I'm going to try and get some sleep now, I hope you at least cracked a wry grin. If so, my work here is done, if not, get that looked at (the stick in your ass, that is).